Every women claims to have it - how many times have we heard someone say "Oh I just had this feeling he wasn't right - womens intuition - I felt it in my waters" (not quite sure why we say that - its a bit odd really). Anyway, we can always tell when our mates have got with a knob jockey, but why can't we tell ourselves? Or can we, and we just choose to ignore it?
Take me for example. This morning, one such knob jockey text me. He'd just got back from his Christmas family holiday, and all through said holiday, he was flirting with me, texting me, blah blah blah. However, this mornings text informed me he'd started dating someone. WTF???? He's been like this from the start - our first date, he was telling me all about the other women he was dating. Then, after both drinking a lot of fine wine (we could have sunk a ship), we had a big passion fest (still not sure if it was more me doing the ravishing - i'm guessing so - the word lush was invented for me). However after the date he informed me I wasn't what he was looking for.. So then KJ (see above), why the freaking hell are you flirting like a trooper?!!? The answer, because he's an idiot who wants his cake! Womens intuition - I should run a mile. My waters are all a tither. But instead of running a mile, what am I doing? Seeing him this week. DOH. So, for me the intuition may tell me he's Mr Knob Jockey 2010 (an early contender on only the the first week of Jan) but don't we all love a bastard? No doubt i'll be screaming about his arseholeness in approx 3 days.....
NOTE: The second date was horrific - sober realistaion was that this guy wasn't just a knob jockey, but a cock monkey too. He's been relegated to the "live and learn" pile! See "The Danger Of Drink Dating" for other reasons why drinking is NOT advisable on dates!
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